[j0nix]$ pinky -l $(whoami)
Login name: j0nix          In real life: Jon Svendsen
Directory: /home/j0nix     Shell: /bin/bash

[j0nix]$ apropos j0nix
j0nix: nothing appropriate.

[j0nix]$ cd ~; [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf ./* || echo "click"
click

[j0nix]$